SOME OLOGIES…
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. I’M NOT REALLY SURE IF IT WORKS FOR SALADS, BUT I LOVED THAT BLUE CHEESE DRESSING THEY HAVE AT BROTHER’S BURGER.
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: ER, JOLLIBEE, I GUESS.
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. HMM, IS NORTH PARK ALREADY CONSIDERED A RESTAURANT? IF NOT, MAYBE THE RESTO AT MMLDC IN ANTIPOLO.
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE LEFT…
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
A: SPICY CHICKEN JOY FROM JOLLIBEE. THOSE FAB CHICKEN WINGS AT YELLOW CAB. KIMCHI. SISIG RICE FROM JAY-J’S. PORK ADOBO. PIZZA. KOREAN HOT HOT BEEF GOULASH AT NORMI’S BEACHFRONT RESORT IN LA UNION.
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: FOUR CHEESE. PEPPERONI. GRILLED CHICKEN AND GARLIC (ALTHOUGH I LIKE THE TOMATOES WELL-DONE).
Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A. CREAM CHEESE.
TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A SCREEN CAPTURE FROM PRINCESS HOURS. OK I KNOW IT’S CHEESY.
Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4. BUT ONLY 2 ARE WORKING.
BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. RIGHT-HANDED. ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES, I WISH I WERE AMBIDEXTROUS.
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. SUTURE (STITCHES).
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A PAIL FULL OF WATER.
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. NO, THANK GOD.
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. I SUPPOSE — MAYBE THEN I’LL HAVE DIRECTION…
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. SOMETHING CLASSY AND SOPHISTICATED. MAYBE BLAIR? :LOL:
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: DEPENDS — RED, WHITE, BLUE, PINK, BLACK…
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. FUNNY!
Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. I’VE YET TO DO THAT…
Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A. HAH!
DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. YOU THINK MY PRIDE IS JUST WORTH $100?!?
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. HELLO?!?
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. I’LL THINK ABOUT IT.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. ONCE AGAIN YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY WORTH.
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. ARE YOU WILLING TO NEGOTIATE?
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human’s life for $1,000,000?
A. NO!
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. SOME CRUMPLED BUS TICKETS FROM MY RIDE HOME TODAY.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. IS THAT A MOVIE? FOR REAL?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: CARPET.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. I DON’T SHOWER. I USE A BIG PAIL AND A DIPPER — BUT I STAND WHILE BATHING.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. ABOUT TEN, I GUESS.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. NEVER.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. I’M A GROWN UP, DUH!
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A. THAT’S A VAGUE QUESTION. WOULD YOU MIND EXPOUNDING?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. MY SISTER.
Q: Last person who called you?
A. SOMEONE FROM NORWOOD…
Q: Person you hugged?
A. MY LITTLE HOBBIT. 
Q: Person you kissed?
A. MY MOTHER, BEFORE I LEFT FOR WORK LAST NIGHT.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A. 3, 9, 11.
Q: Season?
A. I’D LOVE TO EXPERIENCE WINTER. OR AUTUMN.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. MY LITTLE HOBBIT.
Q: Mood?
A. OSCILLATING.
Q: Listening to?
A. KPOP OR GOSPEL MUSIC MOST OF THE TIME; RIGHT NOW, NONE.
Q: Watching?
A. HAVEN’T WATCHED REAL TV FOR SO LONG.
Q: Worrying about?
A. A LOT OF THINGS. ME. MY HOBBIT. OTHER STUFF.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. I DUNNO.. THE PANTRY TO HAVE LUNCH? THAT WAS ABOUT MIDNIGHT, WHICH IS IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. MOVING ON.
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