multi-masking

I was about to pee in one of the cubicles in the women’s lavatory here at work when I saw an orange Frenzy Condoms wrapper lying on the floor. Before anyone gets the wrong idea, I jumped out and moved to the next cubicle.

What spooked me out is that it was lying around in the women’s bathroom. Then again, I wouldn’t have seen it if it was in the men’s room.

Geez, who could have left it there?

Definitely not me.