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of dreams and mornings

thePAMeffect — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:24:18 +0000

Most of the time, the sweetest dreams dissolve into the bleakest mornings.

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on playing hooky

thePAMeffect — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:29:57 +0000

Scenario: My colleague and I were talking about going on undertime in general. She jokes, “Let’s go on undertime now. I’m logging out.”

I laughingly reply. “I haven’t been here for four hours, I’ll do it later. You know me, my superego is so… super.”

And then she goes, “My superego is my id.”

from mariel’s facebook wall post:

thePAMeffect — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:38:22 +0000

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

I love it. I really SO love it!

more things bajo :)

thePAMeffect — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:25:47 +0000

Scenario: Lala and Bajo were getting off a tricycle. Naturally, they had to pay up.

Trike driver: Miss, meron kayong dalawang piso?
Bajo (after checking her coin purse): Kuya, pa’no nyo nalaman?

killer line from 200 pounds beauty

thePAMeffect — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 09:36:17 +0000

“You broke my heart. Tissue won’t fix it.”

>Kim Ah-Jung as KANG HAN-NA aka JENNY, “200 Pounds Beauty”

lorie can fight her attacker no matter how many ativan shots she is given

thePAMeffect — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 02:16:23 +0000

Joye, Lorie, Lorie’s guy friend Sherwin, and me were all seated with 2 pairs facing each other at Soju Bang’s long high table. Some random freak who was drinking San Mig Lights outside earlier was seated on the other end of the table alone with 2 beers in front of him. It was kind of annoying, how he was conspicuously listening to our conversation.

Even more annoying than that was how he LOUDLY kept on making side comments on how much food I was ordering while I was still waiting for the others. Duh… not to be nasty or cruel… rude things like that are a major pet peeve.

We were so relieved once we had left after eating. Hence, this conversation while all four of us were inside Lorie’s car:

Me: Nakakainis yung mamang naka-yellow… kanina, nung dumating na yung order ko tapos wala pa kayo, nagko-comment sya ng “Wow, ang dami naman nyan.” Sabi ko nga, “Not talking to you.”
Lorie: Hello, ako din kaya noh, naiinis sa kanya. Bakit ba kasi sya naglalasing dun? May gusto ata sa’yo, Pam! (I make a gagging sound at this)
Sherwin: Kahit lasing ako, di ko papatulan yun noh.
Me: Ako kahit desperada na, hindi ko papatulan yun.
Lorie: Ako, kahit i-Ativan nya, manlalaban ako!

This had everyone doubling over with laughter.

que sera sera episode 11

thePAMeffect — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:42:34 +0000

Eun Soo: This thing called love… I have always thought that it was something great. But actually, it is nothing. So it makes me uncomfortable. Nor can it be trusted.
Ji Soo: What are you trying to say?
Eun Soo: Just one line: love is a lie… a lie.

quotable quotes to mull over :)

thePAMeffect — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:24:35 +0000

Scene 1 — On the way to Gerry’s…

Me: Dan! Excited na ‘ko, kakain ako ng Korean mamayang gabi.
Dan: Babae o lalaki?

Lesson learned: Always make sure a proper adjective is always followed by the noun it describes.

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Scene 2 — At Gerry’s…

Abi (tipsy over SanMig Lights, hands me a 20-peso bill): Pam, bili mo ‘ko hotdog…
(I go to the nearest Banchetto booth to buy her one but I come back empty-handed.)
Me: Abi, wala na hotdog… puro barbecue na lang…
Abi (rummages for money in her bag and produces 2 ten-peso coins, hands it over to me as well): O ito, bili mo na’ko ng hotdog!

Lesson learned: Out of stock may sometimes really mean out of stock — not all forms of bribery will always get the job done!

lessons from bob ong (so true… so friggin’ true)

thePAMeffect — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:53:06 +0000

PAG-IBIG

“Kung hindi mo mahal and isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya..”

“Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pag tinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon.”

“Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

“Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

“Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

“Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

“Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo? Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”

“Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din.”

“Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.”

“Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.”

“Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang.”

“Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? Alam ba nilang pag natuto silang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?”

“Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka.”

“Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!”

**Courtesy of Ate Marju’s forwarded e-mail**

len-len’s epiphany

thePAMeffect — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:17:50 +0000

“Ano bang character si Spongebob, cheese?”

>Len Dinglasa